Irony

It’s weird. I was over a friend’s hose last night, and we were talking about the possibility for some nice weather this weekend. (riveting conversation, I know!) She then mentioned that they were calling for some snow today, which she didn;t like because Wednesday is her day off and she said that if it snowed sh wouldn’t be able to go anywhere. To which point she uttered, “It sucks when it snows before your day off!”

This is where I had to be a prick and make a counter-point. I explained to her that it NEVER snows before my day off, but always ON my days off, so I HAVE to go out and shovel the shit and not lay around a be a bum.

What’s the point to all of this??

Today’s my day off, and I woke up to it fucking snowing out. That’s my point.

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