Alton Brown

It’s Never Too Early!

Just in case anyone has been sitting around wondering, “Gee, Trevor’s birthday is less than 6 months away. What in the world could I get him that’s cool, affordable, and doesn’t require me to leave the house or even see him?” Have no fear citizen for I have the answer for you. Behold!

Not only can you order it from the convenience of your own home (or smart phone), but you can have it shipped directly me to that you won’t have to even see my ugly mug. No awkward social interaction required!

The ABcs of Christmas

Here we are, in the middle of Christmas 2008, and it has already kicked ass!

By far one of the coolest presents I have received was a total surprise gift from my wife. Like in past years, the best gifts are the ones you never see coming. I’m talking about the gifts that you would never guess in a million years. Jess surprised me with not one, but two of those this year. What are these mystical gifts I’m raving about? Shirts. Yes, I am ecstatic about shirts. Why? These are no ordinary shirts. Oh no…these are kick ass retro shirts.

Oh, did I mention that Alton Brown also wears these shirts?

Now the only question is which one to wear to dinner today…